cold days

30 years? 

If you’re an executive. And lucky. 

I didn’t realize that marriage 

Is almost a prerequisite 

For home ownership. 

At the very least - 2 incomes. 

And 2 somewhat able bodied peoples 

- for the work that goes with houses. 

And why not?

Even making a bed is 

much easier with 2 people. 

First cold day of the year. 

Good for sleep. 

Get her jackets out. 

I do great in a crisis 

But afterwards, I crumble. 

The over the top drama

Of last week - with the crazy making 

And he said / she said crap. 

It’s like the storm is over. 

But I’m still in post- crisis mode. 

My UGG moment …

I ate a few hands full of salad croutons

Which are made from bread/ gluten…

And the way they package them 

Is a joke. One serving is 2 tablespoons. 

Now who just eats a tablespoon 

Full of texas toast croutons? 

Certainly not me. 

I was sick as a dumb dog all day 

With stomach cramps and (TMI)

Goi g to the little Nurse’s Lounge 

Like a hundred times. At work. Ugh. 

I’ve never seen a package of croutons 

And I never want to see them again. 

Wayyyyy too many carbs. Obviously.