light day

Headline News. Again. 

Another mass shooting. 

Another day in Amerikill. 

I think people are getting pretty tired

Of cleaning up blood from the floor

To cover the Second Amendment. 

So says the Former Army Nurse

Who swore an oath to protect 

And defend the US Constitution. 

Let’s be done with assault weapons. 

Salad. 

I did this hair. 

It’s my first red. 

I did the highlights. 

5C with 6C highlights. 

Rain rain rain. 

I went to my car and 

Both headlights are out. 

Well. That sucks. 

The Simpsons are pranking

Shiba Inu. 

I love the Simpsons. 

But this spooked me. 

Alas, Alack….

I sold all my Shiba Inu 

(85,000,000 coins) 

And swapped for Etherium

And BitCoin. 

There is no way it will ever be $1. 

It’s not mathematically possible.

Kinda like bad boyfriend 

(Or girlfriend)who will never ever 

Never never never come back. 

The odd are against it. 

Move on, Shib Army! 

I should be like 50 pounds 

As little as I eat. Hhmmmmph!

The headlights are all burned out 

On poor Trekkie. 

Time for a spa day for her.