humble terror

New shoes

Sold on Amazon 

As cat training tools. 

Watch out- Bams! 

Lunch was good. 

Still doing OMAD. 

But the whole batch had only 

One pound of beef. 

And this made 6 servings. 

So I’ve had less than a pound

Of meat all week. 

No wonder I’m hungry. 

If every time you ask

-Every single time-

You ask for something- 

Like to please clean up your cans

Or please help scoop cat crap

Or please turn the AC off 

when no one is home ...

Please turn your music down at 1:30 am

Please don’t eat my cooking cheese

Please don’t put empty boxes back in the pantry 
Or have you seen my bottle of  XYZ?

If every time you get blasted for a week or more

Or you get angry silent treatment 

Stomping, sulking side-eye

Or you 10 pages of angry text

Or you get told things, like 

Get over it

You’re bipolar 

You’re a god damn bitch 

You’re passive aggressive

My room - my rules

If you’re cold, too bad- 

Get a blanket

If you’re hot, too bad,

Get a fan

If you don’t like my music 

At 1 am, get ear plugs 

I’ve lived here longer than you have 

So that’s just the way it’s going to be. 

Etc etc etc

After 4 years of bitching

I guess it’s time to realize 

Things will never ever change here. 

I either need to move-

Or just accept it. 

I can’t wait to start traveling.