I'm not a Fattie like you might be a Fattie.
I was a Bad-Ass Fattie!
These are my numbers from before.....
When I was really just a human eating machine.
Just for fun, I did the numbers on some of my old foods.
Breakfast: sausage bagel with hash browns.
Drink: 2 liters Coke every day (never missed this)
Snack: candy bar - king sized
Stop at the donut store...
Eat a couple on the way home - in the truck
Lunch: Big Mac, fries, starbucks
Snack: ice cream sundae
with ALL the fixings!
Dinner: Pizza maybe, salad, bread sticks, wings
and oh that lovely dipping sauce!
Or maybe a Lean Cuisine - you know -
Something "healthy!"
Desert: pie or cake of left over donuts
HEY !! Who drank all the coke?
Snack: spoons full of peanut butter
Little more ice cream...
Better get that zantac and prilosec out!
Where's my tums?
Throw in a couple of playful binges -
Not the HUGE binge, mind you - but the everyday binge:
You know - just an extra donut,
A hand full of peppermint candies,
A pack of gum (it goes sooo fast)
Where's that other candy bar I got today?
I wanted to melt some in this mocha latte!
Maybe some chocolate milk, (We need milk, right?)
And an extra Macchiato Latte Huge with
all the bells and whistles...
Can I get a puff pastry with that?
I don't really need it, but since I'm here....
They are SOOOOO good!
Then the guy at the Drive Thru says "Enjoy your food!"
"Don't worry, smart ass," I'm thinking. "I will! Thanks!"
See ya tomorrow!
So there you have it.
The SAD - Standard American Diet.
A day in the so-called life.
Yum, right?
