I'm all for the Paleo Diet and Life Style
.... But this is going toooooo far!
You may know this. You may not!
But I live in an apartment - and one of my neighbors
is a real live Caveman!
How do I know this? CUZ
Every night, he fusses and grunts and makes all these
crazy, wild, disturbing "caveman" type grunts....
Most of them in the dead of night!
Now this guy - he has a job.
He wears clothes.
He has insurance.
Not my guy.
Not my little Cro-Magnon Neighbor!
Not even THIS guy.
A job, a wife, a kid, a pet, a house in Suburbia....
Neighbors.... Water Buffalo Lodge stuff...
But not MY guy.
The good thing about it -
If I ever want to go "half-sies" on a Bison Heart
or Liver or Tongue - he's my guy!
In the meanwhile.... I'm just trying to get a little sleep
at night... before the next full moon!
