denton day

Denton. Home of Happiness. 

I am sooo glad 

I didn't move to Denton. 

7 years of bad luck. 

After I broke the mirror to my soul. 

Break-ups are hard. 

Cindy is a real-life success story. 

She moved from California 

Just in time to sell her house 

For millions. And move to Texas 

Long before the trend.  


She worked Corrections for years. 

So she can be a tough bitch. 

More than Army Nurses! 

Corrections Nursing is the Jail. 

They make stupid good money. 

I was with my friend Cindy 

When she moved in to her Denton domicile. 

She and I went to Pier One many a night 

To help furnish her house. 

Now, shes moving out. 

Divorce - the whole shebang. 

We went to Red Lobster to eat and visit 

And just catch up. Haven't seen each other 

Since covid started. 

But alas. Shrimp with too much breading. 

They were out of jumbo shrimp and subbed this. 

Which was a lousy plan on their part. 




The infamous Cheddar Cheese 

Old Bay Red Lobster Biscuits 

(Dun Dun DUUUuUuN!)

Bu-Cee’s for the win. 

A glitter and stone encrusted cow skull. 

A rock Wine Dispenser. 

Lots of Cast Iron and Southern Cookin’. 

Don't forget to drop the G.


Her new place will be 30 minutes 

From the Oklahoma Border. 

Which means seeing the casino! 

Ive never been. And its huge 

And right there. 

link here

I think I take too much D9. 

Or I take it too late at night. 

I wake up groggy. 

From 3 years ago. 

Before he was mine.