03 May 2022

back on like donkey kong


Shrimp on the Barbie 


Two Steaks. 




Sausage and Asparagus. 


I made my first Hollandaise Sauce. 
 No hassle recipe. No fail. 
4 Eggs Yolks
Stick of Melted Butter. 
One Juiced Lemon. 
Pinch of Cayenne. 
Throw into a container. 
Stick Blender 3 to 5 minutes. 
It thickens up. OMG. 
So Keto. SOoooo Low Carb. 
So easy. I can make this every day. 



My sweet baby. 


This group does not approve. 


Walking walking walking. 


Straight line. But not a good rate. 
I woke up tired. 

I did my hair. 
I clipped it with clippers. 
Saved myself $20. 
I always do the color. 
This is more Ash Blonde. 
8 1/2. They say. 

So whipped. 
So tired. 



02 May 2022

day trader off


Lol MayDay


Looks like a Stone Creature Lady
coming through a door. 


Like Gorignak from
Galaxy Quest. Lol. 

Today is Eid. The end of Ramadan. 
There will be food. 
This Butter Chicken. OMG

I didn’t do so well this past month. 
So much “woulda coulda shoulda.”
I don’t do bad, per se. 
Just didn’t make any progress. 
I think I set my goals too high. 


Really. Not loving salads. 


Broccoli. And Ranch Dip. 
My homemade Ranch is much better 


Lol Same Sh!t 
Different Day. 






I guess I picked the wrong time
To learn about stock investing. 
It can only go up from here. 
(Or can it?)




Nurses keep calling me asking 
Where is this. Or where is that?
Fuck - we’re out. 
The whole world is out. 
Nation-wide shortages. 
Not my fault! 
Now let me sleep. 


No harm after my “sick day”


Watching some guy
Go to small Texas towns
And eat from local diners. 
He needs to be keto. 
Even the cat agrees. 


But first, Covefe! 

Hair day today. 
I can sometimes do it myself. 
Sometimes not. 
It’s not like I spend a lot 
of money on my hair. 
Just some chain. SuperCuts etc. 
Super Nurse lol. 
I’m so ready for the end of COVID. 

So I did my first stock trade. 
I bought a little stock at 75 cents. 
It went up to $1.25!
I tried to sell. But the computer 
Messed up and didn’t catch it. 
So I made my first profit. 
It sold at $1. I made $25! 
Very good! 


01 May 2022

bargaining


After sleeping 14 hours,
I took a nap, and then
Went to bed early. 


Almost got 100 days. 
This app give you a day off. 
That’s what the Zzzzs mean.










Mare’s Tales. 
It’s gonna rain. 


This boy didn’t leave my side.
Probably because I was warm 
And cozy. 

Found an old picture 
Of me at my goal weight
Holding a picture of me
About where I am now. 
I keep going up. 
And staying at the higher weight. 
Just a little pudgy. 
I finally don’t like it 
Enough to do something about it. 


I know everything. 
Just ask me.  Lol. 
I’m at the phase of life 
Where I’m opposite 
of just about everything 
I was crazy about - just a few years ago. 
I’m sure it will change again. 

I went to work and told the night nurse
(Who is really a doctor)
That I was sick. 
And she made a 2 second diagnosis. 
“Tummy ache?”
I was like “Yep!”
And she said “No wonder. 
You’ve done nothing but eat all week!”

Ahhhh she’s only right.