29 September 2024

pick up days


lol the caption says
“What order? Hands first? 
Flush first?” 




So I’m still hanging on. 
I’ll be very glad when I don’t 
have to work 80 hours a week. 
Well - it feels like that. 

The first few days of a haircut 
Always seem to be the worst. 
Like getting scalped. lol. 


27 September 2024

deez nuts


These nuts? 
The broken ones 


Cost $11 
But labor OMG
The tire change guys
Left me undone. 


I will gladly pay more
To not have to redo it. 
My pet peeve. 




I slept 12 hours last night. 


Long shot in real life. 








Preventative Maintenance 
Is always the way to go 



2020 (?)

This very day 
My diet is more simple sugar that I like. 
Finally my cortisol levels are down 
Which I know by a solid 
5 pound weight gain. 
Now that the trail is over 
We can officially change the locks. 
Now comes the payback for him. 
Which as we know- is a bitch. 
The trouble is- he’s stalking us
And sending vague weird messages 
And emails in the middle of the night. 
Unfortunately- that will cost him 
Dearly. 
You just can’t make death threats 
And expect no consequence. 




19 September 2024

loomings


AI Bull in scrubs
Wee Scurvy Dog


AI smart horse winning trades 
Did ye know today is 
ITLAPday 
International Talk Like A Pirate Day 


Baby in his new room
The wench in his new cabin


Despite the fact that nearly 
$50,000 is owed from Party A
To Party B, the party of the first part
Thinks I caused trouble 
And caused his downfall. 
Aye ye lewd scallywag! 



I feel like this. 
Cookies and cake and lunch. lol. 

Good for grub. 
Pass the rum. 


Sleeping all day
Is my new goal 


A fuzzy baby 

Cat kisses 
Crazy hair 
Can’t find my phone 
Tree hugging liberal 
And part time pirate