pick up days

lol the caption says

“What order? Hands first? 

Flush first?” 

So I’m still hanging on. 

I’ll be very glad when I don’t 

have to work 80 hours a week. 

Well - it feels like that. 

The first few days of a haircut 

Always seem to be the worst. 

Like getting scalped. lol. 

deez nuts

These nuts? 

The broken ones 

Cost $11 

But labor OMG

The tire change guys

Left me undone. 

I will gladly pay more

To not have to redo it. 

My pet peeve. 

I slept 12 hours last night. 

Long shot in real life. 

Preventative Maintenance 

Is always the way to go 

2020 (?)

This very day 

My diet is more simple sugar that I like. 

Finally my cortisol levels are down 

Which I know by a solid 

5 pound weight gain. 

Now that the trail is over 

We can officially change the locks. 

Now comes the payback for him. 

Which as we know- is a bitch. 

The trouble is- he’s stalking us

And sending vague weird messages 

And emails in the middle of the night. 

Unfortunately- that will cost him 

Dearly. 

You just can’t make death threats 

And expect no consequence. 

today is the day

A few years ago 

Last year 

rainy day

OMG no time to rest 

No time to blog 

shades of gold

loomings

AI Bull in scrubs

Wee Scurvy Dog

AI smart horse winning trades 

Did ye know today is 

ITLAPday 

International Talk Like A Pirate Day 

Baby in his new room

The wench in his new cabin

Despite the fact that nearly 

$50,000 is owed from Party A

To Party B, the party of the first part

Thinks I caused trouble 

And caused his downfall. 

Aye ye lewd scallywag! 

I feel like this. 

Cookies and cake and lunch. lol. 

Good for grub. 

Pass the rum. 

Sleeping all day

Is my new goal 

A fuzzy baby 

Cat kisses 

Crazy hair 

Can’t find my phone 

Tree hugging liberal 

And part time pirate