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The Musical

Weigh, Way, Weigh Off BROAD Weigh!

The Jelly-filled cats meet once a year -

And tonight's the night!

Mac Calorie: The Mystery Cat

Mac Calorie's a mystery fat, he's called the hidden flaw
For he's a master criminal who can defy the law
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair
For when they reach their dinner time, Mac Calorie's not there! 

Mac Calorie, Mac Calorie, there's no one like Mac Calorie

He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare
And when you reach your BMI, Mac Calorie's not there! 

You may seek him in a point, you may say you eat thin air,
But I tell you once and once again, Mac Calorie's not there! 

Mac Calorie's a ginger (snap) cat, he's very tall and thin
You would know him if you saw him for his face is sunken in
His brow is deeply lined in thought, his head is highly domed
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed

He sways his head from side to side with movements like a snake
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake! 

Mac Calorie, Mac Calorie, there's no one like Mac Calorie

He's a fiend in fatty shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in some ice cream, or in a chocolate square
But when a plate's discovered, then Mac Calorie's not there! 

He's outwardly respectable - 

I know - he cheats at carbs!

And his butt prints are not found in any file of Scotland Yard's

And when the larder's looted, or the pie case has been rifled,

Or when the milk is missing, or another pig's been stifled

Or the greenhouse gas is broken, and the scale's past repair

Ay, there's the wonder of the thing

Mac Calorie's not there!

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..."the making of"....

YouTube video

Skinny Shanks

The railway cat who is a thin as a rail!

Bustin' out and Jonesing

Ben-'n-Jerry AND Rump-li'l-Teaser

Grizzle Belly

also sings the greatest-tit "Mammories"

Mr Pounds-Off-Of-Me

You ought to ask Mr Pounds-Off-Of-Me

The original conjuring cat!

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The greatest dieticians have something to learn
From Mister Pounds-Off-Of-Me's conjuring turn 

And we all say
Oh! Well a-never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mister Pounds-Off-Of-Me!

Down Down Down 

Past the HeavySide Layer!

Meow!
I love Andrew Lloyd Webber!
And I love Cats!
This just came to me on the way to class today.
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I must think of  my new life and I mustn't give in!
When the dawn comes, tonight will be a memory, too
Let a new day begin! Please?