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Driving through the neighborhood. 

The entire lot was covered with trees. 

I know a guy who pooped 

At work. Only at work. 

He called it Satan Shitting. 

15 minutes a day to poop. 

15 minutes x 5 days = 75 minutes. 

That’s 3,750 minutes free. 

That’s 62 hours a year. 

That’s a paid vacation. 










Blue skies and Low Carb Pies. 

Remember that website? Good days. 

The menu for today 

A delightful fiber sandwich with protein,

Caffeine, and Kratom

So. I have to calm down.