01 December 2010

the carbs that stole christmas

*to the tune of "Joy To The World"*

Joy to the world!
The food has come!
Let me receive my cake.
Let every plate prepare it room,
And nom nom nom nomma nom,
And nom nom nom nomma nom,
Thank Heaven and Nature for my cake!
(It's Organic!)

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*to the tune of "Away In A Manger"*

Away in a drive though
No bib do I have
So I will get crumbles 
All over my lap!
Don't worry about it
They won't be there long,
Cuz I'll eat them also
When this song is done!
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*to the tune of "Hark, The Harold Angels Sing"*

Hark - the Shopping Angels sing
Joy to the newborn bling
Peace on earth
And to the mall - 
Back off from my parking stall!
Honk! Honk! Honk!
I saw it first!
Beep! Beep! Beep!
May you be cursed!
Rot in hell, you stupid driver -
Off to buy some more Godiva!
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So curl up by the fire with me,
(Virtual fire place - ran the Mac thru the TV!)
and grab a cuppa sugar-free hot chocolate
slash mocha - and sing, sing, sing with me!

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YouTube Virtual Fire Place
Join me?


Hope you are having a great day -
warm and cozy!!

27 comments:

  1. A great way to celebrate the first day
    of the rest of December!

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  2. Nice and warm here! Don't need the fire either. I hope you are nice and warm.

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  3. No fire needed here either. Washing dried on the line outside.

    Your fire looked gorgeous and cosy though. I just might pop over for the pleasure of sitting by it.

    Carols will never be the same. I could even sing them you words fit so well. Glad you couldn't hear me though. *giggles*

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  4. Warm and cozy indeed.

    Thanks for my first smile of the day :)

    Happy December!

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  5. Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're such a singer. I will be printing these words and putting them on my fridge! Have a great day!

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  6. "Come," it called to me, pa rumpa bum bum
    "a fresh baked pie to eat." Pa rumpa bum bum

    ... I see a whole new career path for you, Anne! Put the lyrics on magnets and they'd sell like crazy. LOL

    Very funny! Enjoy your day off, cozy in front of the virtual fireplace. Now I want a hot chocolate (not that there's anything wrong with that). . .

    ;)

    . . . I cannot believe we have a mere 31 days until 2011. Say, this will be my very last morbidly obese Christmas. Yay!!!

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  7. that is the only fireplace around here!!! LOL

    Jack is the only "kid" I have that the only grief he gives me is once in a while he poops on the floor!!!

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  8. This is soooo funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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  9. You look so much younger now and softer and serene. I like the fireplace image. Thank goodness I am in a warm and cozy place. Come on, winter, bring it on.

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  10. I like the drive thru one! and the fireplace since Im freezing in my office right now!!!

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  11. I love these! Away in a Drivethru la la la la la.

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  12. I love your renditions of the holiday songs- so funny! :) I love your furniture that your TV is sitting on- very stylish!

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  13. I heard you had a fire going over here so I thought I'd pop in...nice! :0

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  14. Carbie- Looks like you might need some more logs on the fire! Lots of travelers today. And pass the hot cocoa, please! Got marshmallows?

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  15. Love the songs!!!! :)
    "rot in hell, you stupid driver."
    BwaHaHaHaHa!!!!! You're so funny!

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  16. Hilarious!!! Thanks for a great laugh and a big smile for the day!

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  17. Love it! Now pass the hot chocolate. :)

    Nice cozy fire is perfect today.

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  18. Haha! Love the carols! "Joy to the world - the food has come!" That's how I will be announcing dinner tonight. Anne, you never fail to amuse and delight.

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  19. I could definitely use a fireplace right now :) We usually watch a virtual one on the t.v Christmas day!

    Girl you've got some major talent!!

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  20. I'm so happy. We finally got us a cold front (for Miami, it's cold, for y'all, it's probably just a cool day). :) It's a nice way to start December.

    And I dunno why, but when I see 'nom nom nom" I start laughing. It just tickles my funny bone. I'm weird.

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  21. i have always wanted a fireplace in my TV room. Thanks for the tip. This one even has the "real" sound effects too, not like that fake gas log stuff :-)

    And you crack me up!

    Joy to the world!
    The food has come!
    Let me receive my cake.

    I will be singing this ALL SEASO LONG! Ha!

    xoxo jj

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  22. Fifteen inches of snow here, drove 30 miles on unsanded, unplowed roads early this morning. Now it is almost 8 pm and I'm still tense!

    On the other hand, it sure is pretty! :)

    Robin

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  23. You crack me up. How do you find the time to do all the creative stuff on your blog??? I'm lucky to just get in one boring post a week.

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  24. I love your virtual fireplace *smile*.

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  25. lol carb, i just saw this 2 years too late and i think i almost peed my pants. "rot in hell you stupid driver / i'm off to buy some more godiva"-- it's brilliant

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