Showing posts with label tongue in cheek. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tongue in cheek. Show all posts

10 July 2010

I like big buns

Mmmm... Don't I look like a total prostitute?
Or one of those rap guy's girlfriends?
Got buns, hun?
Buns, bread, what ever!


Maybe I could stand to lose a few pounds...
But not while I'm on vacation...
Or during the Holidays....
Or during school....
Or work....
And summer's too damn hot!

A Cheezeburger? Can I Haz Another?

You'll DIE without eating bread every day, right?
It's GOOD for you, right?
"By bread alone," right?
Or was that "Buy bread alone?"
Something like that.
I am the bread winner!

What a load of crap!
Give up cakes and cokes and cookies and pie?
"Try it and see..." she said.
You can always go back, and eat some more.
"Stimpy - you EEEDIOT!"

You mean I actually have to TRY?
You mean I have to make quote unquote better choices and decisions?
You mean I can't have *fill in the blank* every night
and still lose a pound a day? WTH?

You don't understand.
I have to have my bread.
Besides, you NEED bread.
Get it? KNEAD?

More fun with "then and now!"


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Monster w/ protein
Water water fizzy water, regular water
Coffee, w/ cream
Carbonated peach iced tea - yum!
I invented a new treat!
Atkins bar, nut mix (probably too many calories)
Hamburger no bun, and salad from a bag
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Me? I'm much better - some kind of "new found faith" in logic, 
and my own ability to figure things out, and trust what I see, and know to be true.
(Must be from all those years of Rational Emotive Behaviour Therapy!)

You? You can always call me - email, what ever! 
I would love to hear from you - You know what - it's all good!
Hope your weekend is super -dee- duper!