Showing posts with label personal ads. Show all posts
Showing posts with label personal ads. Show all posts

21 July 2010

on line dates



About Me:

sophisticated (make that "complicated")
 cute (can be very cute - just ask me!)
reliable (predictable)

my colleagues describe me as having a pretty face (pretty hungry)
 petite, curvaceous (convex, and concave)
great legs (my legs go on, and on, and on, and on....)

hourglass figure  (more "round" - like a clock)              
likes to cuddle (with a big bowl of ice cream) 
generous (with the chocolate syrup)  
                                                                                                   
interested in a committed relationship (should be committed)
sensitive (very - sheesh!)
down to earth (as in gravity)

great cook, loves good food (obviously)
 monogamous (a sweater with my initials on it)      
looking for best friend  (looking for myself, actually)

APPLY WITHIN
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THIS is an actual cut and paste from 
"How To Write An OnLine Personal Ad!"
I added the second parts.
The "real" deal.
The part they don't want you to know.....not just yet!

Somehow, it reads like an ad for a lost puppy!

They actually suggested you open with something like this:
"Did the sun just come out, or did you smile at me?"

Must be true!

A Late-Night Foodie Call?
A Secret Rendezvous?
But he's wearing a tie - and he's smiling!
Baby blue eyes. He must be "ok!"
At least he's got a good job. 
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I'm cutting way back on the Monster Drinks.
Switched out my morning protein drink with
Diet Ginger Ale w/ protein x 2.
Eggs, cheese, beef-brat breakfast
Which I had for brunch.
Took a couple of days off from work -
Kinda, sorta, but not really.
Still doing work-related errands.

The hot days and cleaning continue.
Reckon both are here to stay.
I mentioned I turned a corner a few weeks ago.
I am still doing "ok" with no major meltdowns!

Thinking of you!
Hope your day - your week is going great!
Getting alot done?