Showing posts with label ducks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ducks. Show all posts

05 August 2010

just ducky

A duck walks into a bar...
Wait - sorry - that's a different post.

Build your own stir-fry
First: a bowl

Pick your protein -
as much of any kind as you want

Add your spice or seasoning

Veggies

They cook it right in front of you - as you like it
When it's done, they bang that gong!

Sumo Wrestler beer while you wait?
No thanks! Fair warning!

You can pick a starch - Rice, noodles, etc.
I picked tortillas so they wouldn't be in the mix proper.
And the ducks are waiting for the fall-out!

And look - an ad for Red Bull "Art Of  Can" at the Galleria!
Bet that's another post!

You get a set of chop-sticks to style your hair with.


Guess who is coming to dinner?
No - not duck soup!


Quack, Quack, Baby!

I had to look at myself in a full length mirror today,
Just to see if someone put a sign on my back.
Or I sat in something, or forgot to wear pants again!
(No, really! I checked!)
3 or 4 different people turned around to "check me out!"
And watched me walk past!
What in the *bleep* is up with that!?
(Sign - nope! Pants - check!)
Maybe they thought I had some bread for them! :D

I hope your week is "ducky"
And you know that you are 
all good things!