Sung to the tune of "Green Acres"
♫♪♬♪♫
Belly Achers is the place to be
Fat living is the life for me!
Ass spreading out so far and wide
Keep your pants on,
Just give me that bacon side.
"No pork" is what I'd rather say
I'm allergic to a big, "Fat A"
*achoo!*
I just adore a "6-pack" view,
Darling, I love you, but give me Slim Avenue!
The smore's!
The chores!
Fresh air!
Don't care!
This is my life -
Goodbye, fatty thighs!
Belly Achers, we are there!
♫♪♬♪♫
(Really, though, I do like bacon....
I'm just sayin'....)
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