Do not cut off your nose to spite your face
Do not stick sharp objects into your eye -
Or run with scissors.
Or with sissies.
Do not stick your finger in a light socket.
Do not try this at home
*Does not work for "potty-mouth," either*
Do not hook up with a battery
Do not make it harder than it has to be!
Why tempt fate?
Or fat!?
Hope your day is wonderful!
Peace, Love, and Bacon!
Very good advice! Best to stay away from those evil bakeries. :)
ReplyDeleteI love reading your blog posts! They make me smile :-) and giggle...
ReplyDeleteI'll try to remember your tips :)
ReplyDeletelol i work at a cookie bouquet shop and this post just gave me a complex... does this make me an enabler? A cookie "pusher", if you will? :0)
ReplyDeletePeace, love, and bacon gets me every time!
ReplyDeleteI love your blogs because first and last....I am lazy and I love picture books.
ReplyDeleteyou make me GIGGLE.
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU!!!
Just seeing those scissors near your eye scared me, please don't do that anymore Anne lol. Good post though!
ReplyDeleteI have no need for bakeries anymore, since I don't eat wheat anymore, or sugar. :D But if they open a crustless quiche shop, I'm screwed. ; )
ReplyDeleteAnd, hey, watch those scissors!