musical day

Slurpee With A Binge On Top

To the tune of "Surrey With The Fringe On Top"

From "Oklahoma!"

When I take you out, tonight, to eat,

Honey, here's the way it's goin' to be: 

You will eat behind a team of snow white horses, 

In the sickest gig you ever see! 

Chicks and ducks and geese go better with curry 

When I take you out for a Slurpee,

When I take you out for a Slurpee with a binge on top! 

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Cain't Say Know

From "Oklahoma!"

I'm just a girl who cain't say 'no'

I'm in a terrible fix!

I always say 'Come on, let's go' just when I aughta say 'Nix.'

When a person tries to feed a girl

I know she aughta give his face a smack!

But as soon as someone looks at me me

I somehow sorta want to * him back!

I'm just a fool when blood sugar is low

I cain't be prissy an' quaint

I ain't the type that can faint

How can I be what I ain't?

I cain't say 'no!'

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Good Advice 
(A song about blogging)

To the tune of "Edelweiss"

From "The Sound Of Music"

Good advice, good advice,

Every morning you greet me

Small and bright, sweetness and light,

You look happy to meet me

Oh little blogs, may you bloom and grow 

Bloom and grow forever

Good advice, good advice,

Bless my laptop forever!

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16 going on 17

"The Sound Of Music"

You've lost sixteen pounds, going on seventeen pounds,

Baby, it's time to think

Better beware be canny and careful 

Baby, you're on the brink

You've lost sixteen pounds, going on seventeen pounds,

Fellows will fall in line

Eager young lads and roues and cads 

Will offer you food and wine (Say no!)

Totally unprepared are you to face a world of men

Timid and shy and scared are you 

Of things beyond your ken

You need someone older and wiser 

Telling you what to do

I've lost seventeen pounds, going on eighteen pounds,

I'll take care of you!

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The Lonely FatHead

To the tune of "The Lonely Goatherd"

High on a hill was a lonely Fathead

Layee odl, layee odl layee-oo

Loud was the voice of the lonely Fathead

Layee odl, layee odl-oo

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With love for musicals -
And all the usual apologies and fontleroy!
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Hope your week is good enough to sing about!