Even the sky is bigger in Texas
(Cue the Simpson's music)
Made myself wear clothes that *yikes* touch me.
Even stripes. Medium pants are almost too big.
Feel like a convict, or a sailor, one.
Two old friends walked right past me.... again....
Didn't recognize me!
Took the day off to pay my ticket.
The town I got a ticket in is so small,
they don't have online accommodations.
Didn't stop. Tempting - but no
Not the courthouse
Not the courthouse, either!
Soooo close
Probably the courthouse
The small town on the way to the small town courthouse
This just in: Pork Rind HQ. And Beef Jerky. Nuts.
Oh, so typical small-town life
Gone With The Wind!
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Fiddle -dee- dee!
ReplyDeleteLike I was there, waiting for the fire to start, burning the old Lady down...
ReplyDeleteDid you stop & get any bacon?
ReplyDeleteSorta - now that you mentioned it!
ReplyDeleteI got some "real" pork rinds in a little store!
Pork Rind headquarters, that.
Beechnut sliced bacon, hummmm??? I will have to check the shelves and see if we carry that flavor of baby food!!!
ReplyDeleteI hate it when clothes touch me...ick.
ReplyDeleteYour picks make me think..."What we have here, is a failure to communicate."
One of the best movies evah!
I know, right?
ReplyDeleteTaking it off here, boss!
Just dealng with da man.
What? No picture with the magistrate, after you paid your ticket? I thought that was a small town must ... well, you DID wear clothes that actually touch you, so that may have been off-putting. Fiddle - dee - dee, indeed! Glad you stopped for authentic pork rinds. The fake ones may give you the vapors! :D
ReplyDeleteNah - It was "no contest!"
ReplyDeleteThe clerk let me have deferred adjudication....
After I go to defensive driving school.
And vapors? In the Army that meant something else
altogether!
So they didn't lock you up :) Their loss!!
ReplyDeleteHey you little itty bitty thing you. clothes that touch.....maybe someday for me....I am still thinking much better for you. you look great in color, have to love your friends walking by you. when my Mom lost a whole bunch of weight she would have to stop in front of the mirror as she would go past. she was so different she did not recognize herself. I hope someday I don't recognize my own behind....lol. take care.
ReplyDeleteYou look GREAT in clothes that actually touch you. :)
ReplyDeleteLove the pictures (as usual). And speaking of bacon, look up Tactical Bacon. I must buy some!
Pork Rinds. I have tasted them before...but what makes me people go...ummmm, going to get me some pork rinds...just the name alone!! ugh.
ReplyDeleteToo funny about friends walking past!
smile.
ReplyDeleteYou have to love small towns...LOL
ReplyDeleteHow could a small town in Texas
ReplyDeletelook so much like a small town
in Minnesota or Washington?
I love the sign collage
Hooray for signs!
I don't love the point of purchase
stuff at gas stops
vapors indoors and out
gaaaaak
You look great in red
AND horizontal stripes
AND size medium pants
AND clothes that touch you!
And just WHERE is the photo of said Courthouse!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Boldi-locks... You look so perky and spunky in the red stripes! You should wear sassy colors more often. :-)
ReplyDeleteLoretta
=^..^=
Pictures are worth thousands of words. Thanks for sharing your good humor with all of us. You rock!
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