nine one one

911 what is your emergency? 

Dunno. Just everything sometimes. 

Rain? Rain? 

We got not a drop. 

Cowboys opening game. 

I watched a few minutes of the game 

With HouseHubs 

Even though I am not a sports person 

And I couldn’t care less

- literally - about football or any sport. 

A guy kept wearing one different shoe. 

Turns out he is a kicker 

And that’s his kicking shoe. 

Makes sense. 

The things we notice. 

Once in a great while

All the stars align. 

And the kids mind 

And they made a cake for mommy. 

I helped, of course. 

My reward. A portrait! 

As good as any I’ve seen anywhere! 

And I should know. 

My sister was an art framer by trade. 

I have bragging rights-

She has a frame in the Guggenheim. 

Not a picture, mind you. 

But a frame. Heheheh 

Still counts. 

Bro Rules. 

Never chew the last piece of gum. 

If it’s not your gum.