laboring day

Dark skies and low carb pies 

And dirty ole lies. 

And frequent alibis. 

And the occasional French Fry 

But ya gotta try. 

But why! Lol. 

A poem. Heheheheh

Don’t spend the $80 overtime 

All in one place! 😎

For COVID, we got $1000 Bonus

BUT it was dispersed monthly 

Over one year. 

So we got $20 a week extra 

- Each and every single week -

To do with as we wish. 

Oh snap! Pretax. Lol. 

They gave us the bonus the 2nd year. 

Only. 😕

In 2016 I met my future housemate 

On Facebook. There was 

a low carb group

And I was getting 

a new asshole torn out - 

because low carb groups love to fight. 

Elaine jumped in and defended me. 

Then I found out she was on tour

With Phantom of the Opera 

And the rest was history. 

And that- I tell Fergus- 

Is how I met your Other Mother. 

A little frosting last week,

and the skin tags

Come back and stand at attention. 

Showing some skin lol. 

Power went out. 2 am. 

And Housemate went prowling

 to find out why. 

California Gulls 

Hahah yay! 

10k views on that one video. 

It’s happening! 

The algorithms work if you work them. 

That’s delightfully un-expected! 
I wonder what key words they use. 

LOL. 

Thank goodness kids love TicTok. 

No problem getting them to film. 

The only problem I had was getting them 

To let me hold the ice cream.