taco hell

I’m not in the “just one bite” group. 

I’m on the group that says 

“One is not enough

And a thousand is not enough either!”

In other words- I’m a fiend. 

A lecherous fiend. 

Just like everyone else. 

I had some Taco Bell Cinnabon Delights. 

Hey- why not! 

I even burned my wee tongue 

Shoving them in my mouth 

As they were boiling hot- having been fried 

With Industrial Oils. Etc. 

So I was sick as FUCK

All night. Threw up. 

And bam! More blood! 

Just after I was cleared. 

In other words-

I tore myself a new asshole. 

Even Mr Snuggles didn’t want to cuddle last night. 

If we can’t learn from memes-

Can we even ever learn at all? 

Knowing and doing are 2 different things

When you’re a Dumb Ass like me. 

I say this lovingly. Lol. 

Elaines plate is much prettier. 

My beautiful city. 

I took off early

To get some extra sleep. 

And ended up not having access to it. 

I was planning to eat Taco Bell treats 

Yesterday. But a SWAT team 

was in the drive through 

Busting some dude. 

Should have been my hint

To drive on by. 

I have a friend who once ate 

whole jar of  Peter Pan Peanut Butter. 

She said she was sick for 2 days

And could barely move her hands. 

Such inflammation! 

It’s literally the definition of insanity. 

Food for Thought.