lost a day

Freaking rental car 

gave me 4 stars for my driving. 

It’s a Nissan Rogue. 

And it guzzles gas 

Like a lumberjack. 

Rain all week. 

Awesome! 

The boring, Spartan side of induction. 

The nurses don’t pay attention 

To the whiteboard in report. 

So I wrote this. 

So far, no one noticed. 

Sad. 

Thought today was Thursday. 

Sorry- only Wednesday. 

I always guess it could be worse. 

Blonde Moment 1322: 

I ate a whole bunch of cashews. 

And I paid the price! 

On the other hand, 

I lost 10 pounds pooping. 

Just kidding. Lol. TMI?