lemon snake

Today in Dallas 

13 years ago

March 2009

Stranded in the North Rim

Of the Grand Canyon


In this quaint little fishing lodge 

I ended up losing 20  pounds 

And that’s how I started Low Carb! 

Well- Life has once again 

Given us lemons. 

But now I’m experienced 

At fasting and low carb. 

So why not hit back hard!??

I’ve been stuck at work 

By choice-

For a week on and off

And they eat a typical rice based diet. 

All the grocery stores are closed. 

All the fast food places are closed. 

All the delivery places are closed. 

My sleeping accommodations. 

Very comfortable, actually. 

So I thought to myself-

why not snake? 

I actually had the 

Ingredients in my car. 

I just had to thaw the water out. 

The bottles were frozen solid inside. 

I’ve been at 160 since covid began. 

I wear it well because 

Even though I’m short, 

I’m strong. 

Buttttttt- there’s room for improvement. 

The real me. Here. Now.