omg day

Crap shoot. 

I lost. 

I drank wine.

I figured it had been a while-

Maybe it would be ok. 

Alas and alack- no. 

So there’s abundant evidence 

That wine disrupts sleep. 

Have it with dinner but not for sleep. 

Coffee on the Varanda

And no beer cans!!???

Getting a little sun. 

Someone lost a cat

In the neighborhood- 

Lol. 

I ordered Beef and Broccoli. 

I got Broccoli and Beef. 

Much less Beef. 

Much more Broccoli. 

I can do much better than this 

And save my $10. 

The herbs have changed the way I taste things. 

Especially the autophagy. 

Everything tastes like licking an old ashtray. 

I guess that’s a bonus. 

Cleaned and dusted at work. 

Pulled furniture out and mopped. 

The letter I wrote will surely 

have the State at the door.  

It needs to be done every month is so. 

At the very least. 

It took a couple of hours.  

Manual labor, that. 

Absolutely amazing 

how the ground responds 

To a little TLC and water. 

Blue Skie and no more 

LoCarb pies.

I’m not fat from the side. 

I’m not fat from the front. 

But I turned to see my butt in the mirror. 

And that full moon was looking back- 

Time for a new moon! 

Maybe a Cresent. 

My smile is goofy-

But genuine. 

The Dad wanted to read the letter. 

I guess he thought he should. 

I told the Mom 

(As delicately as possible)

That the letter is going out no matter what. 

By now it’s a felony 

FOR ME

If I don’t report. 

She’s cool with it. 

But I’m afraid he won’t like it. 

He's nice; I’m not. 

I also got a smart friend to proofread 

Since I lost my PhD proof reader. 

Miss Becky took out 

all the extra commas

And moved a few things for emphasis. 

I talked to the boy 

and asked him what he wanted. 

I asked him if he wanted Miss Meany back. 

And he made a sad face. 

I asked if he wanted her to go away.

And he smiled and grinned from ear to ear. 

I asked if she need to go

 to the other side of the Moon

And he almost came out of his wheelchair. 

So bye bye [comma]

Miss Meanie!