10 years ago today
I went to take a job
Walking dogs
For extra money.
The job paid $5 a dog.
15 minute walk
Twice a day.
Nurses and teachers
Won’t steal
Won’t drink your booze
Won’t miss work.
So they hire us for
Dog walking. Especially
Super early shifts
Muggles hate early shifts.
Got knocked down by dogs
And ended up in the ER
Tibial Plateau Fracture
10 mm depression fracture.
Half an inch.
Plus this consolation prize:
Torn Meniscus
Torn ACL
Torn MCL
Torn PCL
Incomplete evulsion fracture
On the ankle. Below the break.
I was knocked down by 4 big dogs
Each 75 pounds-
Pit Bulls and Rottweilers.
And one Chihuahua.
12 week no weight bearing
12 weeks crutches
Two years on a cane.
Now I hike and frolic and play
All Around the USA.
I didn’t regain!
16 years Low Carb
It works if you work it!
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