a *weight-loss* loser's christmas

Twas the night before Christmas

And all through the kitchen,

The Losers were hung up -

Complaining and bitchin'

The pictures were placed 

On the ice-box with care,

In hopes for some memory

Or Challenge to share!

The Losers were "finished,"

They had hit a "stall,"

And visions of Sugar Bums

Beguiled them all.

When what, to their hungry eyes should appear

But an oversized pizza and cold, frosty beer!

"We know that we shouldn't

We know that we can't

Try eating 'just one treat'....

We'll end up in a rant!

From the back of the shelf

To the top of the scale,

"I just bought this junk food,

Cuz it was ON SALE!"

"Out Cookies! Out Chocolate!

Out Cupcakes and Candy!

Out Munchies, McDonald's

And Sugar, and Brandy!"

So they threw them all out,

And with new-found persistance,

They pondered such theories

As Insulin Resistance...

But I heard them exclaim

As they took out the trash

Happy Holidays to all

And to all a good weigh-in!

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Hope your day is Merry and Bright!


With many thinks to the ever kind Loretta
for letting me play along on Toon Tuesday!