button pusher

Today I will not push the big red button!

Make that - "JUST FOR TODAY"

I will not push the big red button!

No pushing of the buttons that are big and red.

Oh, I get it - 

It's a diet metaphor!

So, just for today,

I will not eat "x"....... 

Fill in the blank.

Cars.

Poodles.

Saws.

Drills.

You know the drill.

Candy Bars.

Gummy Bears.

Junk Food.

Mickey Dee's.

See Food Diet.

Coca~Cola.

L-o-l-a Lola.

I can do that!

One day a week, 

I will not impale myself with a blunt object.

Or a blunt.

Or an objection.

Or a poke in the eye.

Or a pig in a poke.

Or a pig in a blanket.

Just for this meal, I won't have seconds.

Or thirds.

Or eat the whole pie.

Then get another.

And eat that, too.

Just for this trip to the store,

I won't buy cashews.

Just this once.

I won't even go there, to tempt myself.

As a token of my being sincere to eating "on plan."


Yeah, I can do that - just this once!

For just this day in the life,

I will not buy, or get, or have cake.

Cake, cake, bo-cake,

Banana-bana fo-cake.

Forsake the faux-cake!

ok. 

OK!

I get it.

No mas!

You know, this might be ok.

A day without a treat.

My inner 5 year-old might not understand.

But I do!

I will not push the Big Red Button.

Just this once.

Well, did ya push it?

Go ahead! *This* one is ok to push!

Many thanks to the people behind 

"Don't Push The Red Button dot com!"