30 November 2010

holiday diets

breathe in
breath out


If this happens,


As Soon As Possible!


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Famous people LOVE our diet
They would get real mad


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Send to Carb Tripper
Add $10,000 for RUSH delivery

US Dollars, in small unmarked bills, if possible

A Disclaimer


Maybe a few "pounds?" 

(Yeah, British pounds- £)

Confused smile

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Thanks Loretta, for another fun Toon Tuesday!
The silliness continues!
I did these all on the Mac in Photobucket...

 Thanks for reading!
Hope everyone is having 
an awesome day!
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26 comments:

  1. Anne HNovember 30, 2010 at 12:05 AM

    Just for fun, of course!

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  2. MargieAnneNovember 30, 2010 at 12:36 AM

    *Hehe*

    Thanks but no thanks.

    Continue to have fun.

    Blessings

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  3. Joanna JenkinsNovember 30, 2010 at 12:58 AM

    Love the "Rush Shipping" charge :-)
    Looks like you're having a fun night Anne!
    Cheers, jj

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  4. PeacefulBirdNovember 30, 2010 at 1:29 AM

    in cog eat no?

    be still my laughing belly

    you crack me up
    again and again
    you find these goofy word twists
    to beguile and entertain us

    turns the food thing
    into fun

    you WILL be offering
    extended black monday deals
    right?

    the check (er, cash) is in the mail

    Yay!

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  5. Anne HNovember 30, 2010 at 3:07 AM

    Sorry, folks....
    At this low price - no refunds!
    ;)

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  6. FlorianaNovember 30, 2010 at 4:12 AM

    Ohhhhhh, the magic wand diet! I want in on this business! :D

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  7. RettaNovember 30, 2010 at 4:39 AM

    Gurgle, chortle, guffaw!!

    Photobucket, huh?? I was wondering how you did that?!

    Loretta
    =^..^=

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  8. KarynNovember 30, 2010 at 4:49 AM

    I'm in for the magic wand diet!! Even if the offer is void where I live...I'll just move!

    Thanks for the laugh! ;-)

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  9. MizFitNovember 30, 2010 at 4:57 AM

    we have a ton of magical wands around here too.

    and yeah

    Ill be sad when she no longer calls em MAGICAL :)

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  10. Cindy November 30, 2010 at 5:01 AM

    Good one Anne, happy times.

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  11. Ann (-50 lbs in -60 lb challenge)November 30, 2010 at 6:18 AM

    I just received the magic wand diet - SO worth that $10,000 rush delivery price. However, when I waved the wand around, it simply said, "Poof, you're a genius." What's with that?

    :)

    Of course, now I can't afford FOOD, so I see how this works ...

    Funny spoof post, Anne!

    Hey, at least, "Poof" I'm a genius now! Sharing the magic ...

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  12. Anne HNovember 30, 2010 at 6:23 AM

    Ann - that's why the diet is sooooo
    Effective - no money left for food!
    *poof!*

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  13. KarlaNovember 30, 2010 at 7:14 AM

    Such a deal!! Lol
    I think I tried the magic wand diet a few years ago, danged wand was broken!!!

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  14. PatrickNovember 30, 2010 at 7:57 AM

    Can I get my money back before I pay?

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  15. BethNovember 30, 2010 at 8:56 AM

    Ah, great! Love it.

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  16. arielcircleofnineNovember 30, 2010 at 9:08 AM

    Im saving my pennies..gonna need this for upcoming holiday pot lucks! ;-) I like the breathing part...at least air has no carbs!

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  17. CiCiNovember 30, 2010 at 9:50 AM

    Funny. You're a really funny gal. Way funnier than I thought a year ago.

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  18. L.A. AnnieNovember 30, 2010 at 9:59 AM

    You Da Best!

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  19. LesiaNovember 30, 2010 at 10:26 AM

    Checks in the mail! smile

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  20. WWSuziNovember 30, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    Is it available in Canada :)

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  21. LucyNovember 30, 2010 at 3:28 PM

    Thank Gawd I gave up all Cuckoo diets a long (well not THAT long)time ago or I'd be sending cash right now!LOL!!!!

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  22. M PaxNovember 30, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    I quite like the In Cog Eat No diet. :D

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  23. MicheleNovember 30, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    Love the merry lite touch and humor here! Thanks so much for making our spirits bright!

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  24. AkNovember 30, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    Love it! :)

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  25. 2 x 4December 1, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    Now I know I want to send off for these diets! If one is good, three is better! That's what they say in the Pharmaceutical Rep world, at least! I don't do that job anymore, by the way. Not full-time any ways.

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  26. Norman DettNovember 19, 2012 at 4:46 AM

    Hi,

    What do you think about diet pills like Reductil ?

    Thanks

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I would love to hear from you!