Slurpee With A Binge On Top
To the tune of "Surrey With The Fringe On Top"
From "Oklahoma!"
When I take you out, tonight, to eat,
Honey, here's the way it's goin' to be:
You will eat behind a team of snow white horses,
In the sickest gig you ever see!
Chicks and ducks and geese go better with curry
When I take you out for a Slurpee,
When I take you out for a Slurpee with a binge on top!
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Cain't Say Know
From "Oklahoma!"
I'm just a girl who cain't say 'no'
I'm in a terrible fix!
I always say 'Come on, let's go' just when I aughta say 'Nix.'
When a person tries to feed a girl
I know she aughta give his face a smack!
But as soon as someone looks at me me
I somehow sorta want to * him back!
I'm just a fool when blood sugar is low
I cain't be prissy an' quaint
I ain't the type that can faint
How can I be what I ain't?
I cain't say 'no!'
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Good Advice
(A song about blogging)
(A song about blogging)
To the tune of "Edelweiss"
From "The Sound Of Music"
Good advice, good advice,
Every morning you greet me
Small and bright, sweetness and light,
You look happy to meet me
Oh little blogs, may you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Good advice, good advice,
Bless my laptop forever!
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"The Sound Of Music"
You've lost sixteen pounds, going on seventeen pounds,
Baby, it's time to think
Better beware be canny and careful
Baby, you're on the brink
You've lost sixteen pounds, going on seventeen pounds,
Fellows will fall in line
Eager young lads and roues and cads
Will offer you food and wine (Say no!)
Totally unprepared are you to face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken
You need someone older and wiser
Telling you what to do
I've lost seventeen pounds, going on eighteen pounds,
I'll take care of you!
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The Lonely FatHead
To the tune of "The Lonely Goatherd"
High on a hill was a lonely Fathead
Layee odl, layee odl layee-oo
Loud was the voice of the lonely Fathead
Layee odl, layee odl-oo
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With love for musicals -
And all the usual apologies and fontleroy!
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Hope your week is good enough to sing about!
With love for musicals -
And all the usual apologies and fontleroy!
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Hope your week is good enough to sing about!
All just for fun, as usual!
ReplyDeleteOMG..thank you so much for the laugh tonight, I will be hearing those tunes in my head all night now!
ReplyDeleteI second that, now I know what I am dreaming about. man you are creative...I swear you should be in theatre. lol
ReplyDeleteThis was seriously so fun! What a fantastic way to start my day. Thanks for sharing your creative self with us all! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI have this fear that you will run out of things to say and show us! I was thinking just one of those jingles a day would have been a treat but no you give us 5 in one day!. You are fearless! I don't know why I worry about this clearly there is no end to your creativity.
ReplyDeleteMy wife loves the Sound of Music. She'd watch it on a continuous loop for days on end if such a loop existed.
ReplyDeleteCan you yodel? I never could. These are great musicals.
ReplyDeleteI love The Sound of Music ... of course, now I have to watch it again.
ReplyDeleteLook how young Shirley Jones looks! I'd forgotten ... she was practically a baby when she landed that lead.
I enjoy musicals. Oh, there is a tune or two from Music Man that would work well with a weight losing theme! LOL
Thanks for the chuckles, and for revisiting some of our favorite classic musicals.
HAHHA I loved 16 going on 17 and The Lonely Fathead!
ReplyDeleteNow I'm singing...chicks and ducks and geese better scurry...love those musicals. Anne you are a riot.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I especially love the song about blogging. So true! Long may you blog, Anne. You light up my day!
ReplyDeleteI love the Sound of Music... and I'm not married to Patrick! LOL
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You're just too cute Anne, you always make me smile. I think my week is good enough to sing about *smile*.
ReplyDeleteFabulous! lol I'm going to see a musical tomorrow night with my boyfriends [observatory buddies]. The Evil Dead. I hate zombies, but oh well. I'm outnumbered by testosterone.
ReplyDeleteI am laughing out loud here, you are a crazy, creative,confectionary of comedy. Love love love you!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're great lol.
ReplyDeleteThough I've heard only one of the tunes, I can still see you are very talented!
Going to watch The Sound of Music on Netflix and come back to re read :)
I love that scene in "When Harry Met Sally" when Harry sings "Surrey with the Fringe On Top" to Sally, in the store, right before his ex appears. Harry is adorable, and of course so are you!
ReplyDeleteThanks for always bringing a smile to my day!
-Robin
Well, that definitely is something to sing about. How wonderful! And I love the Sound of Music. Thanks for sharing your creativity with all of us in bloggeland!!
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